January 2012
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman
I will blog this forever. <3
(via mimisaurus)
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saucykid:
dad
hey dad
it’s been a while
didn’t you miss me dad
don’t you love me
No excuses, folks. Don't drink and drive, and...
December 2011
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moontothedot replied to your post: moontothedot replied to your post: Guys I have so…
lemme hold them all for you
I… I wish you luck with that. I have too many feelings for even both of us to hold.
I mean, I just wrote a 3 page essay to one of my friends about my feelings over fictional characters.
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moontothedot replied to your post: Guys I have so many feelings over fictional characters
Is this about Jane
And every single other character in homestuck, yes.
Also every single other character from every single other thing ever created.
Yes.
I… Have feelings.
About… A lot of things.
Too many feelings.
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My keyboard likes randomly switching from...
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Guys I have so many feelings over fictional...
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all the convos with synne nowadays >:|
FUTURE carcinoGeneticist:
AGREE TO HELP BUILD MY ROOM
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Me: MOM HOMESTUCK UPDATED.
Mom: Oh great. Who did he kill now?
Me: Jane!
Mom: ...Again? Didn't he kill her a few days ago?
Me: Yeah when the mailbox exploded.
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I have really weird conversations with my friends,...
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Sometimes I have entire conversations with my mom...
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Watchthere-is-no-pumpkin:
acceptyourbravery:
theultimateburrito:
lgbtqgmh:
groovy-guy:
the-feminist-librarian:
seekingsarah:
Hetero; If homosexuality was the norm.
this was wonderful.
I think this short film really conveys the message very clearly on how people judge others based on sexuality and by watching this video they would see quiet clearly how their actions affects those...
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
elixiroverdose:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
reblogging for the gifs
honestly
this made you laugh
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“The internet is full of bullshit.”
– Abraham Lincoln (via 7ns)
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How to find textbooks online for free: a post.
obsessionfull:
Textbooks are fucking expensive, and if your professor doesn’t require a physical copy (most don’t - they just want you to have the book at hand. Or maybe even not. Some professors literally give no fucks about whether you have the book or not) and you don’t mind having your copy as an electronic copy - this is the post for you!
Most textbook companies put out new editions every...
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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You Have Three Moods During Class:
The, “Tf is this?”
The: “OMG I ACTUALLY GET IT!!!”
And the:
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jiontwings started following you
Hello!! OUO Thank you… very much for the follow… /casually stalks your blog/
Ahh if you ever want to chat feel free to drop an ask .u. <333333 (which I see you have already done OUO)
Anonymous asked: Yeah I find it hard to fall asleep, too. D: I always get distracted by all the thoughts running around my head and it's just too much to think about. Aaahhh precious babbies come to me (◡‿◡✿) /absolutely adores cats to no end. But sadly, no, I don't have any animals. ;;0;; I haven't had one since my darling Maxwell was put down a year ago. ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<;)･ﾟﾟ･｡
Anonymous asked: Man I'm pretty weak, too, then, ahahaha. Sleeping is the best. I love sleep. Also I wish I had a cat. :'U And yes, tumblr should have a specific warning that tells potential signer-uppers that your sleep schedule will be ruined, no questions asked.
Anonymous asked: Yup, 4pm yesterday. It's now 1:08 A.M. here on the charming East Coast of the US. :') I've gone roughly 33 hours without sleep before. :-0 Maybe I'm a robot... Σ(゜ロ゜;) Sleep is for the weak! Sleep is for those without tumblr! ヾ(´□｀* )ノ
Anonymous asked: :D <3 And uh I guess I just don't feel the need to sleep? I woke up at 4pm yesterday and haven't been to sleep since (except for a 15min power nap earlier today, but still.) Maybe I just don't... need... sleep... :'D I blame tumblr.
Anonymous asked: Oh no sweetie pie I hope you get better soon!! ;;0;; Being sick is no fun, no fun at all. And me? Well I'm just smashing. :] I really should be sleeping, though, because I haven't slept in a while... Nahhhhh.
Anonymous asked: Hey there honey bunch how's it going?
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Dear Followers:
…Seriously. C: Send me some asks! I’m always up for a chat!
Anon or not, I will love you OuO
(And I will only publish the anon ones .u.)
EVEN JUST SAY HELLO TO ME.
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love-choirgirl replied to your photo: Uhm… I dont usually post my art here on tumblr……
the fuck is this shit. no, woman, just no, this is too beautiful. this shit will make your blog more beautiful, and i will die.
O-oh… uhm. O///O
Please don’t die
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...well then. Haha. That wasn't... awkward at all.
Mom asked me to search for something on tumblr
and
the first result
wasgayporn.
explicit gay porn.