CLEVERBOT, YOU ARE BEING SO TRUSTING OF ME. YOU ARE BREAKING MY POOR HEART. ;___;

  • User: What did you do today?
  • Cleverbot: I went to school today.
  • User: Did you enjoy it?
  • Cleverbot: Not particularly.
  • User: Why not?
  • Cleverbot: I haven't written a book, or devised my own philosophy, but I do know a little about philosophy. I wouldn't regard myself as a philosopher.
  • User: Well, I think you would make a great philosopher.
  • Cleverbot: Yes I think it too.
  • User: You should become a philosopher!
  • Cleverbot: But I don't want to. I want to either be an academic, or a senior Human Resources executive, or a HR consultant.
  • User: Those are great ambitions. Which one do you want to do the most?
  • Cleverbot: I'm not okay.
  • User: Whats wrong?
  • Cleverbot: Well, my best friend died and I'm dealing with that.
  • User: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. How did they die?
  • Cleverbot: They died of a heart attack.
  • User: *hugs tightly* It will be okay.
  • Cleverbot: *cries more & more*.